Funder, pre-show. Doesn't he look well! :-)

Still reeling from the Donington Adventure incident, Gav tries to hide his utter dismay as another turd finds its way into his Carling.

HOW ARE YOU USE MY IMAGE!! My lawyers have set up a lawsuit against the lonelyband. It is conditional on you being rich and famous. When you are, I get my millions!!! Mwa ha ha haaaa!! You see ladies, I'm rich! Come get it!! Oh and by the way, I'm a nice guy, that t-shirt is just creased badly and I'm sober :(

For those not in the lonelyband's immediate clique, this will be a seemingly random picture of a random woman. Sorry. This is Fi, Gav's wife. Yes ladies, he's off the market. Not to worry, he's not the best looking bloke in the band anyway (see the poll).

Tarik was just showing us where he was going to sitck his finger... Stixx looks intrigued.